Another customer comments on Ms. Callicoate, "SHE WEARS THOSE SAME TIRED DRESSES DOING THE SAME OLD NUMBERS AND SHE GIVES A LOUSY IMITATION OF TIFFANY JONES. QUICK, GET ME AN EXLAX." *MS. Jones, e hear, ordered Ms. Ross to change the spot lights to amber. From STAR to PORTER, Eh,Ms. Ross. ----Customers go banana's over Ms. Jones, "ISLANDS IN THE STREAM" by Dolly Parton. -----And when I was leaving the club, I overheard a customer say to his friend, "YOU KNOW, TIFFANY JONES IS THE SAME AGE AS I AM," And his friend quickly retorts with, "YES, BUT SHE LOOKS IT." URF, URF, URF. NOTE: "The queens mouths, without them, what would we do?

EXEDRA

MICKEY MICHAEL and a bartender from KEYS, (unknown bartender RICK) WAS AT THE 32nd ST. BATHS AND HE WAS WIPED OUT ON CHEAP, CHEAP CHAMPAGNE, (screw off type bottle.) Well, can we talk here, RICK got violently ill and tossed MICKY off the cot. Plot thickens here, if the door would have been open Micky would have flown through the door to the room across the hall. (ARE YOU READY, GUESS WHO WAS IN THE ROOM ACROSS THE HALL.) Non other than Ms. Tiffany Jones, ah chejz. When Ms. Jones was questioned about this, she replied, "WHY JUST RESTING DEAR, JUST A RESTING." (in her cute little o' texas slang) Well, she was resting, but you should have seen who was on the top and it wasn't a turkey boa. Urf, Urf, Urf. -----P.S. BOBBI CALLICOATE, DON'T WORRY, TIFFANY JONES DIDN'T STEAL THE WHOLE SHOW. -----Randy says, "THIS MONTH THERE ARE A LOT OF DIVORCES, THAT MEANS, THERE ARE A LOT OF MEN AROUND." -----Oh yes, MICKEY MICHAEL IS AN (X) CAULDRON BOY FROM SAN FRANCISCO WHO FEELS HOT WAX, TIT CLAMPS AND RESTRAINS ARE THE ULTIMATE THING IN SENSUALALITY IN MALE TO MALE LIFE STYLE. So, if you wish to learn the beastuality in life, ask for MIKE at the back bar on "CRAZY TUESDAY'S." ----ROSY WAS SEEN SWISHING ABOUT, SHE HAD THE GOOD-YEAR STAMP ON HER LEFT TIT. Tis strange what they do with rubber now-adays.

Ginzzy's

SYBIL AND JOAN finally split. It seems that Joan had a taste for a man. She got it, she's keeping it. LITTLE GEO AND LITTLE JOHN made thier debut here. They were only going to stay for one drink or is it one of many. -----JOHN and THOM are feuding again and again and again. Gracious me, punches to the left, ZAP, POW, OUCH. LADY Z loved it, she sold tickets at the door. -----ANN, she's so tiny but those tits are four times the size of MONA DESMONDS You should see this gal dance. Her new nick name is "BOOM-BOOM"---Speaking of ANN, she had a slight mishap the other night, ah-chejz, while dancing, someone bumps her elbow, which in turn makes bump into another chap who is holding one of those little brown bottles. (no honey, its not oil of entry) Its the one that makes everyone WHOOOSH, right up to the ceiling. Well, somehow or T'other, a half a bottle of this ended up down ANNS THROAT. She has not been available for comment. -----TJ and MARK becoming an item, don't be rediculous. TJ

is not a live in lover, at least not for long. ----TERRY, YOUR BASKET IS BIGGER THAN A SEEDLESS CUCUMBER and were told that your hooter isn't green with envy. Urf, Urf, Urf.----BILLY B. gets beaten up by DEE'S Mother and with a purse yet. Isn't it nice to know that Billy isn't all that perfect after all. -----AREOBIC'S, Jazz it off. When this group started three years ago at the GOLD COAST (you remember that other place we closed) Well, did you ever see fifty guys all at one time, rolling on the floor or jumping in the air and making movements that I want to try other than in class. My GOD were finding muscles that we didn't think existed. I'm still smiling GENO but...∞∞

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Heaven

BOB comments on his marriage, "I'M HAPPILY MISERABLE."----MIKE, a little tipsy and probably feeling sorry for himself was sitting in the corner mumbling, "THE CHEAPEST COMMODITY IN LIFE IS THE HUMAN BEING." Funny thought occurred to me as I sauntered down the steps to the john, "I THOUGHT IT WAS SHAMU." Urf, Urf, Urf. -----JACK, sometimes your a real sicko, but we agree with you, when you said, "BLOW A STRANGER AND MAKE A FRIEND." (I was the one who tapped you on the shoulder in the lowest level.)